i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
So almost exactly a year ago I made a thing for school. If you never saw the thing then you should watch the thing.
if you ever doubt the power of music
just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i looked at the OPs blog because i thought it was cool that there was an actual neurosurgeon shitting around on tumblr but its a fucking roleplay blog, its 3am, im going to bed this is the last lie i can deal with in this shit website in this garbage world
You. Corn. Now.
i dont know how i feel about the fact that actual porn blogs have reblogged this
Reminder that this is the man who plays Alex Kralie.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
"giving gifts stresses me out
getting gifts stresses me out”
okay then fuck you too you spoiled piece of shit. be thankful for what you have. be fucking generous for once
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